Hey, I just pained up my eyes
And my clothes are little big in size
Don't you think I need elastic stretch waist bands
My husband's forcing me to wear the pants.

Cause I'm Jezebel, I'm Israel's king
So don't tell me that I'm his wife!
Oh, I'm Jezebel, I'm the one who really pulls the strings
So don't tell me about equal rights!

Oh, I'm happy enough right here!
The moment that I came from Sidon
So many Hebrews have had to run and hide
Can't do religious things that they hold so dear,
It's not the little king that they fear!

Oh, I'm Jezebel, and I'm having ...
If they want to survive, they comply!
Oh, I'm Jezebel and the prophets won't preach
Cause I put them to death when they try!
Oh, I'm Jezebel, throw the good book at me
For an unbiblical brutal crimes.

Oh, they have a lot to fear!
Oh, I can make it myself, dear?
Someone just rebelled
I just felt, hear me out,
There's not much that's left of me!

Oh, I'm Jezebel, there has been a conspiracy
I took a plunge and I heard a crunch!
Oh, I'm Jezebel, where's the rest of me?
Well, I've a hunch dogs just at me for lunch!
Oh, I'm Jezebel, my skull's all I see
Elijah's won, it's over and done!
Oh, I'm Jezebel, woe is me
My evil's done, it's no fun perishing!
Oh, I've had it, I'm through,
Oh, it's sad, but quiet true
Oh, I have a lot to fear!