I rolled out this morning I rolled out this morning I rolled out this morning Kids had the mornin' news show on Kids had the mornin' news show on Kids had the mornin' news show on Bryant Gumbel was talkin' 'bout the fighting in Lebanon Bryant Gumbel was talkin' 'bout the fighting in Lebanon Bryant Gumbel was talkin' 'bout the fighting in Lebanon Some senator was squawkin' 'bout the bad economy Some senator was squawkin' 'bout the bad economy Some senator was squawkin' 'bout the bad economy It's gonna get worse you see, we need a change in policy It's gonna get worse you see, we need a change in policy It's gonna get worse you see, we need a change in policy There's a local paper rolled up in a rubber band There's a local paper rolled up in a rubber band There's a local paper rolled up in a rubber band One more sad story's one more than I can stand One more sad story's one more than I can stand One more sad story's one more than I can stand Just once how I'd like to see the headline say Just once how I'd like to see the headline say Just once how I'd like to see the headline say "Not much to print today, can't find nothin' bad to say", because "Not much to print today, can't find nothin' bad to say", because "Not much to print today, can't find nothin' bad to say", because Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody OD'ed, nobody burned a single buildin' down Nobody OD'ed, nobody burned a single buildin' down Nobody OD'ed, nobody burned a single buildin' down Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain We sure could use a little good news today We sure could use a little good news today We sure could use a little good news today I'll come home this evenin' I'll come home this evenin' I'll come home this evenin' I'll bet that the news will be the same I'll bet that the news will be the same I'll bet that the news will be the same Somebody takes a hostage, somebody steals a plane Somebody takes a hostage, somebody steals a plane Somebody takes a hostage, somebody steals a plane How I wanna hear the anchor man talk about a county fair How I wanna hear the anchor man talk about a county fair How I wanna hear the anchor man talk about a county fair And how we cleaned up the air, how everybody learned to care And how we cleaned up the air, how everybody learned to care And how we cleaned up the air, how everybody learned to care Whoa, tell me Whoa, tell me Whoa, tell me Nobody was assassinated in the whole Third World today Nobody was assassinated in the whole Third World today Nobody was assassinated in the whole Third World today And in the streets of Ireland, all the children had to do was play And in the streets of Ireland, all the children had to do was play And in the streets of Ireland, all the children had to do was play And everybody loves everybody in the good old USA And everybody loves everybody in the good old USA And everybody loves everybody in the good old USA We sure could use a little good news today We sure could use a little good news today We sure could use a little good news today Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody OD'ed, nobody burned a single buildin' down Nobody OD'ed, nobody burned a single buildin' down Nobody OD'ed, nobody burned a single buildin' down FADE FADE FADE Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain We sure could use a little good news today We sure could use a little good news today We sure could use a little good news today