My dog just ran away
And I am feeling pretty bad
I've been sneaking out at night
And my parents are real mad
I've been taking lots of drugs
Cause they teach me not to care
Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat
Because life doesn't play fair

My brother told me
That he's gonna
Kill himself tonight
With a whole bottle of prozac
Or a shiny kitchen knife
He said that when he is dead
I'll have his nintendo 64
And I can play all it night long
Sitting on the basement floor

My girlfriend told me that
She doesn't love me anymore
And I wish I didn't care but
I thought she was really cool
So I drank a ton of liquor
Then I threw up in her sink
She said next time use the toilet
Then she offered me a drink