Bearded ladies, 8 foot men
Balloon sellers, lion's den
Shooting galleries, candy stalls
At raptorsville fair, there's something for all!

Hooded priests & prophecies
Ancient words that spread disease
Mayor's ashes, from town hall
At raptorsville fair, there's something for all!

Flamethrowers, a castle of ice
Kissing booths, and kissing flies
Rides that rise and rides that fall
At raptorsville fair there's something for all!

So come to the best show in town
Good little boys can meet the clown
Go on dear lad, don't you stall
At raptorsville fair, there's something for all!