I've had some fond memories of San Angelo,
And I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso,
Yeah, the best lookin women I've ever seen,
Have all been in Texas and all wearin jeans

I'm a Country Plowboy, not an Urban Cowboy,
And I dont ride Bulls but I have fought some men,
Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck
And I live to love Texas women.

Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places,
'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces,
Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills,
But they werent nothin like one night down in Brownsville

I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex,
And I aint seen nothin that will touch 'em yet,
They may be from Waco or out in Lampassas,
But one thing about it they all have Nice Asses.

Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man
And my arms are red and so is my blood,
And they make it boil with that soft Texas draw,
And I love 'em all, Texas women.