Where's Waldo, can't you see that red and white shirt?
Is this just being friendly,
or cruel attempts to flirt?
I think you want me
But then you don't..
Don't leave me feelin filthy, wretched, I won't
Quench your pent up hunger
Relax the burning thirst
To know you know I don't know that would be the worst

chorus:
Where's Waldo can you feel him deep inside?
Where's Waldo there's nowhere left for him to hide
Where's Waldo the man comes out so cruelly
Where's Waldo now I can be truly alive
/chorus

Where's Waldo, can't you see that bulging turtleneck?
I'd be happy just to be a fraction of speck
The song they call it your life
Its meanings can disperse
You are for sure my pain is my verse!

*drum solos followed by chorus*

Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?

*chorus*

WHERE ARE YOU?
(son of a bitch...)