My dad can’t get out of bed My dad can’t get out of bed Meu pai não consegue sair da cama There’s something in his lungs There’s something in his lungs Há algo em seus pulmões I think that’s what the doctor said I think that’s what the doctor said Acho que é o que o médico disse I gotta leave for Paris now I gotta leave for Paris now Tenho que partir para Paris agora My band goes on at ten My band goes on at ten Minha banda entra às dez And my dad can’t get out of bed And my dad can’t get out of bed E meu pai não consegue sair da cama The earth is spinning like it always did The earth is spinning like it always did A Terra está girando como sempre The New York times is publishing some real important thing The New York times is publishing some real important thing O New York Times está publicando algo realmente importante And each day when the world wakes up And each day when the world wakes up E a cada dia, quando o mundo acorda Our lawns will still be wet Our lawns will still be wet Nossos gramados ainda estarão molhados And my dad can’t get out of bed And my dad can’t get out of bed E meu pai não consegue sair da cama God is really real God is really real Deus é realmente real When you really really need him When you really really need him Quando você realmente precisa dele Karma just appears Karma just appears O karma simplesmente aparece And you suddenly believe it And you suddenly believe it E você de repente acredita Hear it loud and clear Hear it loud and clear Ouça alto e claro Just as long as it’s convenient Just as long as it’s convenient Desde que seja conveniente Life’s fuckin’ long ’till it stops Life’s fuckin’ long ’till it stops A vida é uma merda até que pare And God’s fuckin’ fake ’till he’s not And God’s fuckin’ fake ’till he’s not E Deus é uma merda até que não seja There’s robots that are way too good at art There’s robots that are way too good at art Existem robôs que são bons demais em arte And everybody’s sad now And everybody’s sad now E todo mundo está triste agora And tryna get to mars And tryna get to mars E tentando chegar a Marte Don’t wanna hear your problems Don’t wanna hear your problems Não quero ouvir seus problemas ‘Cause there’s just one in my head ‘Cause there’s just one in my head Porque há apenas um na minha cabeça And he can’t get out of bed And he can’t get out of bed E ele não consegue sair da cama What if we could break you out tonight What if we could break you out tonight E se pudéssemos te libertar esta noite This kind of thing happens to other dads This kind of thing happens to other dads Esse tipo de coisa acontece com outros pais It don’t happen to mine It don’t happen to mine Não acontece com o meu I’ll distract the doctors I’ll distract the doctors Vou distrair os médicos We could sneak out with your meds We could sneak out with your meds Podemos sair sorrateiramente com seus remédios You could come along and be a roadie for the band You could come along and be a roadie for the band Você poderia vir junto e ser roadie da banda Come on, dad, get out of bed Come on, dad, get out of bed Vamos lá, pai, saia da cama God is really real God is really real Deus é realmente real When you really really need him When you really really need him Quando você realmente precisa dele Karma just appears Karma just appears O karma simplesmente aparece And you suddenly believe it And you suddenly believe it E você de repente acredita Hear it loud and clear Hear it loud and clear Ouça alto e claro Just as long as it’s convenient Just as long as it’s convenient Desde que seja conveniente Life’s fuckin’ long ’till it stops Life’s fuckin’ long ’till it stops A vida é uma merda até que pare And God’s fuckin’ fake ’till he’s not And God’s fuckin’ fake ’till he’s not E Deus é uma merda até que não seja Now it’s late, I really gotta go Now it’s late, I really gotta go Agora está tarde, eu realmente tenho que ir We can’t face our feelings so we’re making lots of jokes We can’t face our feelings so we’re making lots of jokes Não podemos encarar nossos sentimentos, então estamos fazendo muitas piadas And we won’t cry about it And we won’t cry about it E não vamos chorar por isso No, we’ll be manly men No, we’ll be manly men Não, seremos homens de verdade I love you sounds all corny I love you sounds all corny Eu te amo soa brega So I wrote this song instead So I wrote this song instead Então escrevi essa música em vez disso I’ll sing it for you, dad I’ll sing it for you, dad Vou cantar para você, pai When you get out of bed When you get out of bed Quando você sair da cama I’ll sing for you when you’re out of bed I’ll sing for you when you’re out of bed Vou cantar para você quando você sair da cama