Yuppies are too healthy
They eat too much sushi
They make too much money
And waste it all on tootski

I hate yuppies, they're no good
Same old bullshit in a new suit
I hate yuppies, they're all bad
Sniveling little idiots
They make me mad

They have stock in BMW
They're buying all the condos
Late nights at the offices
Kiss up their bosses

Yuppies are all helpless
They're brain dead and useless
Their broker's E.F. Hutton
When they talk I don't listen