Dashing through the sand Dashing through the sand Correndo pela areia with a bomb strapped to my back. with a bomb strapped to my back. Com uma bomba amarrada nas costas I have a nasty plan I have a nasty plan Eu tenho um plano mau for Christmas in Iraq. for Christmas in Iraq. Pro natal no Iraque I got through checkpoint A, I got through checkpoint A, Eu passei pelo checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B. but not through checkpoint B. Mas não pelo checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the ass That's when I got shot in the ass Foi quando eu fui baleado no traseiro by the US Military... by the US Military... Pelo Exército dos EUA [it's not funny!] [it's not funny!] Não é engraçado Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Mine blew up you see. A bomba explodiu,você viu Where are all the virgins Where are all the virgins Aonde estão todas as virgens that Bin Laden promised me? that Bin Laden promised me? Que Bin Laden me prometeu? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. U.S. soldiers shot me dead. Soldados americanos me mataram The only thing that I have left The only thing that I have left A única coisa que me deixaram is this towel up on my head. is this towel up on my head. Foi uma toalha na minha cabeça I used to be a man, I used to be a man, Eu costumava ser um homem but every time I cough, but every time I cough, Mas toda vez que eu tosso thanks to Uncle Sam, thanks to Uncle Sam, Graças ao Tio Sam my nuts keep falling off. my nuts keep falling off. Minhas bolas caem My bombing days are done. My bombing days are done. Meus dias de bombeamento acabaram I need to find some work. I need to find some work. Eu preciso encontrar um trabalho Perhaps it would be much safer Perhaps it would be much safer Talvez seria muito mais seguro as a convenient store night clerk. as a convenient store night clerk. Como um vendedor de loja de conveniência noturno Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. I think I got screwed. Eu acho que me ferrei Don't laugh at me because I'm dead Don't laugh at me because I'm dead Não ria de mim porque eu estou morto or I'll kill you... or I'll kill you... Ou mato vocês... I KILL YOUOUOU! I KILL YOUOUOU! EU MATO VOCÊS