I think she's really neat
Her house is made of sweets
She's got a lovely face
She's really ace
Her magic ways have had me blinded for days

She wears fantastic belts
When she gets wet she melts
I want our love to grow
Deep down I know that no means no
But I'm not ready to go

She gets me down 'cos she won't drown

Because she's a witch, she's a witch
She's a wonderful witch
And she makes my heart glitch
And there has never been a time I felt so fine
But she'll never be mine

She's a witch, she's a witch
She's so good at quidditch
But she switches my switch
And I am filled with such intrigue that I'm fatigued
That girl is out of my league

She's beautiful as well
She put me under her spell
I put her under my house
You'll find her hard to meet and greet
Unless you speak to her feet

And she's so cute I could die
She trained her monkeys to fly
I probably should have tried to find the time
To ask her why she trained her monkeys to fly

Yet I believe we're meant to be
I'm for her and she's for me
I ask myself why I won't learn
I feel there's sparks but she won't burn

Because she's a witch, she's a witch
She's a wonderful witch
And she makes my heart glitch
And there has never been a time I felt so fine
But she'll never be mine

She's a witch, she's a witch
She's so good at quidditch
But she switches my switch
And I am filled with such intrigue that I'm fatigued
That girl is out of my league

She's in league with satan!