I like wallets
I bought one
I have no money
Isn't that fun?

I went to the store
To buy my wallet
So I used my money
To get a whatchamacallit

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Wallet!
Wallet!
Wallet!
I got a motherfuckin wallet!

I drove away from the store
with my wallet and nothing more
My wallet has no currency
so now I cant see

(chorus)