So...cold cooling at a ball So...cold cooling at a ball Así que ... de refrigeración frío en un baile and im looking for some action and im looking for some action y estoy buscando alguna acción but like Mick Jagger said but like Mick Jagger said pero al igual que Mick Jagger dijo I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction No puedo obtener ninguna satisfacción the girls are all around the girls are all around las chicas están por todas partes but none of them wanna get with me but none of them wanna get with me pero sí mismos o no desea conseguir con mí my threads are fresh and I'm looking def my threads are fresh and I'm looking def Mis temas son frescos y estoy buscando definición yo, wassup with the l-o-c yo, wassup with the l-o-c yo, Wassup con la l-o-c the girls are all jocking the girls are all jocking las chicas son todas jocking at the other end of the bar at the other end of the bar en el otro extremo de la barra having drinks with some no-name chump having drinks with some no-name chump bebidas cumplimiento con algunas tonto sin nombre when they know that I'm the star when they know that I'm the star Cuando ellos saben que yo soy la estrella so I got up and strolled over so I got up and strolled over así que se levantó y se acercó to the other side of the cantina to the other side of the cantina para el otro lado de la cantina I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" Le pregunté al chico, "¿por qué, para volar?" he said "funky cold medina" he said "funky cold medina" dijo "medina frío funky" this brother told me a secret this brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks on how to get more chicks este hermano me dijo un secreto put a little medina in your glass put a little medina in your glass en cómo conseguir más chicas and the girls'll come real quick and the girls'll come real quick poner un poco de Medina en su copa it's better than any alcohol it's better than any alcohol y el girls'll llegado muy rápido or afrodesiac or afrodesiac es mejor que cualquier alcohol a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap o afrodesiac so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big Sorbos o un par de esta poción de amor y ella estará en su regazo and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me así que me regalo un poco a mi perro, cuando comenzó a las grandes and did the wild thing on my leg and did the wild thing on my leg y luego se lamió su tazón de fuente y me miró he used to scratch and bite me he used to scratch and bite me e hizo lo salvaje en la pierna before he was much much meaner before he was much much meaner se utiliza para nada y me muerde but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina antes de ser mucho, mucho más dañinos you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying pero ahora todos los caniches correr a mi casa de la medina frío funky I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls Sabes lo que estoy diciendo they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing Cada perro que tengo en mi barrio derribar mi puerta I went up to this girl I went up to this girl Tengo Spud McKenzie, Alex de Paseo she said "Hi, my name Sheena" she said "Hi, my name Sheena" No van a dejar a mi perro a solas con que Medina Cosa I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina, I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina, she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" Me acerqué a una chica and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was ella dijo: "Hola, me llamo Sheena" with it with it Pensé que sería bueno para ir con un poco de frío medina funk, so I took her to my crib so I took her to my crib ella dijo: "Me gustaría tomar una copa", me dijo "ok, voy a ir a buscarlo" and everything went well as planned and everything went well as planned y luego un par o SIP, que frío humedeció los labios y yo sabía que era but when she got undressed it was big old mess but when she got undressed it was big old mess con ella Sheena was a man Sheena was a man así que le dispararon a mi casa so I threw him out so I threw him out y todo ha ido bien como estaba previsto I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner pero cuando ella se desnudó era lío grande y viejo you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina Sheena era un hombre you know, you know, así que lo echó ain't no plans with a man, ain't no plans with a man, No perder el tiempo sin Weiner Oscar Meyer this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies, this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies, debe ser eso que la niña es pura de la medina frío funky break it down, break it down, back in the saddle, looking for a little affection back in the saddle, looking for a little affection usted sabe, I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection no hay planes de un hombre the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner esta es la 80 y estoy abajo de las damas, I took my date to the Hilton ford I took my date to the Hilton ford media had some dinner media had some dinner Pierde el control, she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting, she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting, but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding, but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding, De vuelta en la silla de montar, en busca de un poco de cariño I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya", I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya", Me hizo un disparo, pensé que probarlo en la conexión de amor that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina los invitados audiencia votado, y usted sabe, ellos eligieron un ganador you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying Llevé a mi fecha para el vado Hilton that medina's a monster y'all that medina's a monster y'all los medios de comunicación había algo de cena --The End-- --The End-- tenía un par de copas, estoy pensando muy pronto lo que íbamos a recibir,