Her name is noël, I have a dream about her, she rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
And oh how she rocks in keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn aboutme.

Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing