I'm gonna do a song for the ladies now
It goes a little something like this

F350 truck just cruisin' down a highway
If I picked you up would you start to see it my way?
Got my stits in hand your boy's in a doozy
Got my can of paps yeah just chillin' in my coozy

You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too

You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
But you miss me, girl
And I'm missin' you

And if I didn't, girl
I just wouldn't be true

Spent some time apart
Now I got a new girl
But you broke my heart
And I just cain't be with you girl

Bottoms up to you
Cuz this is a goodbye
Had enough of you
And I'm tired of bein' the good guy

You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
You don't love me, girl
I sure as Hell don't love you

You don't love me, girl
And I don't love you, too
But you miss me, girl
And I been missin' you

And if I didn't, girl
I just wouldn't be true

I don't even know why I'm singin' you this song girl
You broke my heart in a million places
And you fucked my best friend
One, two, one two three four