Yesterday was my birthday
I just turned 28
Tomorrow I’m getting married
We got twins coming on the way
Pretty soon I’ll retire
But from what nobody’s got a clue
Maybe we should throw a party
I’ll get drunk and say thank you

Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good

Yesterday was my high school
I guess it wasn’t all that bad
Before that was my preschool
I want to grow up to be my dad
Last year my parents did it
I want to thank you both for that
Maybe we could throw a party
We could all grow old and fat

Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good

Tomorrow night I’ll be dying
Choking on a chicken bone
Pretty soon you’ll be crying
Waiting at my funeral
In a year you won’t remember
Remember what nobody’s got a clue
Maybe then just throw a party
In honor of your friend Andrew

Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good