Dear Dad, How you been?
Thanks, I got the card and the bottle of gin
Wrecked the car, and killed the kid
And nothing has changed between my sister and me
Look forward to seeing you again
But I probably won't be there this year
After this life of sin
But may you Christmas be as merry as me
And give thanks,
For you have not yet felt
The wrath of God

Santa Claus through the backdoor
Santa Claus through the backdoor
Santa Claus through the backdoor
May your Christmas be as merry as me

She said, he said, what's the matter I'm dead
25th Gods first
26th my birth

Snow falls, fire burns, memories I've learned
25th Gods first
26th my birth

Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door
Yeah!

Take a myth, build it up, give a gift, better luck
Innocence sells well, give it up, go to hell

Snow falls, fire burns, memories I've learned
25th Gods first
26th my birth

Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door
Yeah!

Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door
Santa Claus through the back door