My kind of guy isn't that ordinary
He has to have tattoos and piercings
and be a hardcore punk just like me
If he doesn't like Rancid and the Casualties
Then go ahead and say good bye to him for me

If you're a mod, I don't want ya
If you're a prep, see ya later
If you're a poser, you're nothing but a loser
I need a hardcore punk who's just like me
I want him to be dyed and grungy
Sportin' bondage and band tees
He's got to be cool, but also an ass
That's my kind of guy I want nothing less

In the end he's got to be a sweetie
Not an ass, no not to me
I need respect, that's not asking much
If you've got these qualities
Then you're good for me